Well, after flying last time, I'm pretty sure I'm on the CAPPS list
I mean, they made me take of my shoes and scan them, and kinda looked at me all wide eyed when they saw my name on the list. What'd I do?
Anyway, this was funny.

Threat rating: High. The Bush administration is
concerned that it may not get a second term.
Therefore, we are going to change the rules so
that each Democrat vote only counts as 0.2
votes because Democrat is a shorter word than
Republican
What threat to the Bush administration are you?
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