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Apr 20, 2004

Crazy Bush Quote Poem

Dear god I hate forwards, but I appreciated this one enough to post here, and it's relevant to my earlier post about G.W.B. This poem is made up entirely of quotes from our President, completely verified by Snopes.com

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!