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Mar 17, 2005

St. Patrick's Day Funniness

AM New York had some funny toasts from StPatricksDay.com yesterday, and as a guy who has no idea what to say when raising my glass or saying grace, I got a real chuckle out of them. Here's some of the best.

May you be in heaven for half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

May the wind at your back always be your own

Here's to our wives and sweethearts!! May they never meet!!

I drink to your health when I'm with you,
I drink to your health when I'm alone,
I drink to your health so often,
I'm starting to worry about my own

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