Apr 20, 2004

Crazy Bush Quote Poem

Dear god I hate forwards, but I appreciated this one enough to post here, and it's relevant to my earlier post about G.W.B. This poem is made up entirely of quotes from our President, completely verified by Snopes.com

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!

4:34 pm | permalink | /life/politics | 0 writebacks |

I've Figured out How Bush is Surviving all the Bad Press

Well, it seems G.W.'s poll numbers have held steady and are maybe even climbing, and everyone at this point is screaming "how in the hell?"

It seems pretty simple to me - if you already hated him, well, this just confirms it. If you were one of those people who was saying "He's not that dumb" back when he was still working on how to pronounce Afghanistan, this whole "Plotting the Iraq War" has you saying "You see? We told ya he knew how to plan!"

10:59 am | permalink | /life/politics | 0 writebacks |

Now I have to change my password

Well, I guess I have to change my password on my server at home. Crap.

Due to the ease of cracking passwords based on dictionary words, I have taken lately to finding easy-to-remember things from movies, novels, and the like and incorporating them into my passwords. Okay, so maybe I also got a kick out of using roughly the same password scheme as Dumbledore while maintaining decent security.

I kind of thought this was a good one, as it was just an obscure candy from the J.K.Rowling's world and "whizbee" certainly met the "not in dictionary" requirements. Now it's all over a nationally marketed candy.

Ahh well - I'll just have to dig through my memory and see if I can come up with another good one. I'm loathe to use some sort of generated password like K309s~lsOK# or some such nonsense. I'll never be able to remember it.

2:11 am | permalink | /technology/web | 0 writebacks |

recommend to me...

1) a movie

2) a book or magazine or something else to read

3) a musical artist, song, or album

4) a LiveJournal user not on my friends list

5) a website

6) a comic

7) a game

8) a gadget or toy

9) a food, concoction, or cooked dish

10) a pretty or a shiny

Post your replies as a comment, then put this in your own journal.

Stolen from Christin

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12:14 am | permalink | /technology/web | 5 writebacks |