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May 03, 2004

The Inflatable Future

Mass producers are realizing that you don't have to use conventional construction everywhere you would expect. Suddenly inflatable pools are all the rage and the Slip N' Slide, deemed too dangerous (after the grisly grass shredding of too many Slip N' Slider's nipples), has been replaced by this:

The Six Flags Banzai Falls Water Slide. Why the crap is everything cooler nowadays. This thing just looks awesome - imagine playing on that when you were 10. Your house would be the coolest one on the street. Until that older kid who's family was too poor (or sensible) to shell out the $250 for one started whacking at it with a pointed stick.